Orc Harem Vol 3 Prologue

Prologue: Orc-san’s Gorgeous Morning Started With Post-Coital Waking-up

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Three days had passed since Kururu completed my sword.

Tita and I were still freeloading in Kururu’s house.

And then…….

(Dear Tou-san and Kaa-san at the village, I finally succeeded in creating a harem.)

Yes, harem.

Although I had become lovers with the beautiful elf girl Tita, a single woman couldn’t be called a harem.

But-! Due to my union with the beautiful fox-eared girl Kururu too, my harem was finally formed.

Right now I was lying down with my two beloved lovers on a largish bed.

「Ooorc-orc-orc-orc-, this is the greatest feeling.」

I embraced the shoulders of the two who were sleeping half naked.

By the way, my chuckle of Ooorc-orc-orc-orc- just now was because of my worry that perhaps recently the orc component was lacking? And so I after pondering that matter deeply, I adopted this orcish way of laughing.

It was filled with a really deep orc flavor.

……Though it was really unpopular among Tita and Kururu.

I used it when I was alone like this. After all, I used two whole days to think this up.

Now then, let’s wake up soon.

The morning of a harem king was early.

But, umm, before waking up, just for a bit.

My left hand and right hand moved toward Tita and Kururu’s breasts respectively. And then, I groped.

And of course, it was their bare breasts!

Tita’s breasts had the size that snugly settled on my palm. Their elasticity felt pleasant.

Kururu’s breasts couldn’t be fully contained in my palm. They softly enveloped my hand.

Each of them was different, and each of them was good in their own way.

Aa, happiness.

The two of them would give me permission if I asked them to do this, but doing it secretly like this was also stylish.

I was really glad I created a harem.

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Tita and Kururu came to the kitchen in their pajama.

Tita’s elf ears were a bit drooping. Kururu’s fox tail was hanging down languidly.

This kind of slightly slovenly appearance was a precious sight that could only be seen when they woke up.

「Morning, you are up early Ork.」

「Kun kun(sniff sniff), there is a delicious smell.」

「The breakfast will be finished soon. Just sit and wait.」

I asked the fire spirits to heat the fry pan, slathered some butter, and scrambled eggs over it.

And then when it was half-cooked, I lightly tapped the fry pan, before for the last I strongly snapped my wrist to overturn the egg. An omelet was finished.

It was at the level that could be served even in a high class restaurant.

The skill of the cook would be even more in question the simpler the food was.

「It’s glistening, fluffy, and look really delicious.」

「Yes, I’m going to drool just from looking.」

「You have never seen this kind of dish before? It’s an egg dish called omelet.」

There was no girl who disliked omelet (orc investigation).

My cooking repertory contained a lot of dishes that were liked among women.

After all I polished my cooking skill in order to become popular.

「Let’s eat before it get cold.」

「Yep. I can’t wait.」

「I give a passing score to the appearance. But I’ll also judge the taste properly! Ah, I’ll help carrying the food.」

Like that we moved to the living room.

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On the table there were omelet, homemade yogurt, salad, imitation coffee (I couldn’t obtain coffee bean, so I mixed various beans and herbs to create something similar).

「That thing under the omelet, it’s the rice that Ork mentioned before this isn’t it?」

「Yeah, it was sold at the market so I bought it.」

Rice. The soul food of Japanese people.

The staple food of this continent was wheat and barley. I never saw anything like rice before.

I heard that it was cultivated at warm area, so I was thinking to obtain it one day, however surprisingly I found it at the market here.

I bought a lot of it for the future too. I had arranged it so that it was delivered to my mansion in the commercial city. It would last for three years if I preserved it using magic. With this I wouldn’t be troubled for rice for a while.

Fried rice, curry rice, sushi, gyudon(beef bowl), katsudon, oyakodon(chicken and egg bowl), viva rice!

One day I would buy the whole paddy field and managed a plantation to have stable supply of it. That would be fun.

「I smell tomato. There is also chicken meat.」

「Rice that is fried together with tomato sauce and chicken meat will become chicken rice, and then combining it together with omelet will create omelet rice. This thing is delicious.」

The girl’s reception was great when it was just omelet. However its destructive power increased even more when it was turned into omelet rice.

Omelet rice was also my favorite food.

I also liked omelet rice with strong western taste using butter rice and demi-glace sauce, but I preferred the simple omelet rice using chicken rice and ketchup. Especially when Tita and Kururu were omelet rice beginner. This type would be better for them at the beginning.

「Then, I’ll start eating.」

「Wait a second, there is still the finisher left.」

There was no way a cooking expert for female taste like me would make a common omelet rice.

Yes, I applied that trick that didn’t really improve the taste or anything but would make the dish to be Instagrammable worthy.

「Watch this.」

I held a knife in my hand. I smoothly moved it above the leaf shaped omelet on top of the chicken rice as though to draw a line.

Then, the omelet split open and it was pulled down by gravity. A veil of egg hung over the chicken rice and half cooked egg flowed out.

I didn’t stop there. There was powder of dried truffle mixed inside, so the imprisoned aroma also flowed out from the omelet.

Truffle’s aroma and umami would rise sharply when it was dried. Dried truffle powder was an ingredient that was indispensable for my cooking.

After all most food would ranked up in deliciousness just from sprinkling this.

Now, look. This was the one and only heart grabbing omelet rice!

「Uwaa, the syrupy egg, it’s pouring everywhere」

「Gulp. This aroma, it’s unbearable.」

「Now, enjoy.」

「Yep, I can’t hold back anymore-. So tastyyy」

「Ah, this, it’s super delicious. The syrupy egg and the slightly sour rice. They are extremely compatible with each other. I can’t stop eating-」

I grinned.

And then I stared at the two’s face.

This time for sure, would I be able to see that?

Like those scenes in cooking manga, when the characters sang the praise of the dish’s deliciousness to the heaven.

「……Hey, it’s awkward if you stared really hard like that at our face.」

「It’s really embarrassing.」

「Aa, sorry. ……I just, want to see it.」

Too bad, I couldn’t see it too this time.

「I have nothing but bad premonition but, let me ask just in case. What is it that you want to see?」

「Sexual rapture face.」

Tita and Kururu were sending me extremely cold gazes.

I could see the points that I earned from them through the specially made omelet rice were rapidly vanishing.

But, I wonder why. Being held in contempt like this didn’t feel bad.

「I don’t understand what you mean. There is no way someone can get in heat from eating food. Or did you put in some kind of suspicious medicine into the dish?」

「You don’t know? When people eat truly delicious food, they will show ecstasy face, or even ahegao. ……Kuh, so my skill still cannot reach that level.」

Shou○-san, Aji○suke-kun, ○an-san, I still couldn’t even see your back yet. (TN: Can anyone guess who Ork referred here, cause I only have vague idea about it)

After all the cooking of those people always made the eaters went ahegao every time. And not only woman, but man too.

「No, I’m telling you there is no such thing. Or rather, just what do you mean by ecstasy face or ahegao-」

「You don’t know. They refer to this kind of face.」

I acted out ecstasy face and ahegao for them.

When doing ahegao, I also made double peace sign as extra.

Just like how ketchup was indispensable for omelet rice, double peace sign was also a must for ahegao. Just like how sunny-side egg went together with shoyu.

「……Err, I’ll be the one making the food from now on okay?」

「Death will still be better compared to being made to make that kind of face.」

Thye were creeped out. Their reaction was far worse than just now.

What harsh words.

Well, even I didn’t want to see something like a man’s ahegao.

I believed that Tita or Kururu’s ahegao would absolutely be lovely, but the mood would only keep worsening even if I kept dragging this matter, so I changed the topic.

「Hahaha, I’m just joking. There is no way anyone will make that kind of face just from eating some cooking.」

「Hoh, I’m relieved.」

「With this I’ll be able to eat Ork-san’s food without any worry.」

I’d shelve away this matter aside like that for now.

I swore that I would keep improving my cooking skill and made the two of them showed face of rapture one day from my cooking.

Ahead of the peak of cooking skill, lie that sacred territory……I think.

「Uu~n, it’s delicious just as I thought. The yogurt for desert is also the best.」

Kururu stuffed her cheeks with my yogurt. Her tail was shaking vigorously.

The way there was yogurt stuck near her lips looked really erotic.

「Kururu, there is yogurt stuck on your lips. Look-」

Tita removed the yogurt by giving it a lick.

「Thank you very much.」

Precious, how very precious, a slight yuri scene of two beautiful girls.

It made me wanted to see the two’s yuri scene more.

「Say, do you think that when two girls get entangled with each other through the flow of 3P, it will develop into yuri?」

If I made love to the two of them at the same time, naturally there would be that kind of development, but would my desire for yuri get fulfilled in the end by watching that?

「3P? Yuri? Talk in a way that we can understand.」

「I think that perhaps, it will be better to not ask……」

「Well, you will understand if you do it. I have a suggestion. Until now you two are taking turn every day, but next time the three of us together should」

「「Rejected」」

The two of them allowed me to have harem, but for some reason they wouldn’t allow me making love with everyone together.

It seemed they were really embarrassed about it.

Even though being seen would make me excited instead. The sensitivity of these two was mysterious.

Like that we had such fun breakfast before it ended.

We had to get out of this city soon. Let’s finish the preparations for that.

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